Seriously, I should have seen this coming. I knew he was bad news when we met a year and a half ago.
My brain was all like “Yo, this dude is crazy!” and my heart was all like “He called me beautiful!” and my vagina was all like “Gurrl, did you SEE those ABS?!”
I owe my brain an apology.
Also, I told my vagina it’s grounded for a month. (Or at least until I find some hot new piece of ass)